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Absolute Murder is proud to be working with Holiday Inn Leeds-Bradford on the following dates:

15th February 2020 'Sam Valentines Mealtime Massacre'

"Hold onto your fedora’s and lock up your Daughters!
Sam Valentine is on the warpath…
You see, Sam’s Lady, the lovely Lips Viagra has only gone and got herself pregnant! But Sam’s been ‘away’ for the last nine months at the states pleasure so is he or isn’t he the Father? Could it be Sam’s long time friend, now fierce enemy Mike Raphone? And why is Mike’s Sister, Ma (the Butchers Daughter) Raphone so keen on dishing the dirt?
When the truth comes out someone may well be ‘sleeping with the fish course’ in this hilarious mobster Murder Mystery brought to you by Absolute Murder."

11th April 2020 'Death By Chocolate'

"There can be too much of a good thing (chocolate that is) and the proof of the pudding is here where that great Director of (questionable) note:
‘Ridley Swot’ is celebrating the life of his recently departed twin Brother ‘Iain’ as well as announcing his latest blockbuster starring his Russian Star ‘Ivana You’ and introducing his own Wife Toots Mabreast in her first leading role.
Who will survive dessert?
Who will get the swiss role of a lifetime?
Will it be a Marathon romp, or will they be snickered before they begin?
One thing is for sure, It will be Absolute Murder after the after eight mints are served!"

The Courthouse, Knutsford

Absolute Murder is proud to be working with The Courthouse, Knutsford on the following dates:

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Absolute Murder is proud to be working with Leasowe Castle, Wirral on the following dates:

20th December 2019 'Who Slayed Santa?'

Join the cast and crew of ‘LIMPP’, the Less Is More Pantomime Players, as they bring you their latest Pantomime offering – ‘Puss In Boots – The Chemist’. What secrets are ‘Dame Judy Stench’ and Principle boy ‘Dick Whitless’ keeping from everyone? Will Founder and Director of LIMPP ‘Alfred Cockhitch’ pay his staff for a change? Will Stage Manager, ‘Lucy Furr’ finally get the message and realise ‘Dick’ isn’t all she thinks ‘he’ is? Get ready to shout – IT’S BEHIND YOU for all you’re worth – OH YES IT IS!!! There could be more than back stabbing going on when Absolute Murder bring you their smash hit Pantomime Murder Mystery – Who Slayed Santa?

21st December 2019 'Who Slayed Santa?'

Join the cast and crew of ‘LIMPP’, the Less Is More Pantomime Players, as they bring you their latest Pantomime offering – ‘Puss In Boots – The Chemist’. What secrets are ‘Dame Judy Stench’ and Principle boy ‘Dick Whitless’ keeping from everyone? Will Founder and Director of LIMPP ‘Alfred Cockhitch’ pay his staff for a change? Will Stage Manager, ‘Lucy Furr’ finally get the message and realise ‘Dick’ isn’t all she thinks ‘he’ is? Get ready to shout – IT’S BEHIND YOU for all you’re worth – OH YES IT IS!!! There could be more than back stabbing going on when Absolute Murder bring you their smash hit Pantomime Murder Mystery – Who Slayed Santa?

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31st January 2020 'Sam Valentines Mealtime Massacre'

Hold onto your fedora’s and lock up your Daughters! Sam Valentine is on the warpath… You see, Sam’s Lady, the lovely Lips Viagra has only gone and got herself pregnant! But Sam’s been ‘away’ for the last nine months at the states pleasure so is he or isn’t he the Father? Could it be Sam’s long time friend, now fierce enemy Mike Raphone? And why is Mike’s Sister, Ma (the Butchers Daughter) Raphone so keen on dishing the dirt? When the truth comes out someone may well be ‘sleeping with the fish course’ in this hilarious mobster Murder Mystery brought to you by Absolute Murder.

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For further information of the shows please email info@absolutemurder.co.uk.

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